The Mutant Monthly

April 2024

 

Your Up To Date Coverage On The Latest Nagmut News

This month features a plethora of information about the latest Nagmut opinion on the t-shirt industry, the misperception of department stores, and of course... the Classifieds

Top Story: Up Close and Personal With The Eloquent Pignacious.

An overview of in-depth interview with The Eloquent Pignacious on his most recent 'invention'. How modified cabbage has provided EP with an upswing in reputation.

Last Wednesday in the Nagmut dimension, the Eloquent Pignacious worked diligently to wrap up it's latest invention- a multicolored modified cabbage. To many, the colorful endeavors of the Eloquent Pignacious is common knowledge. A character whose scientific curiosity knows no bounds, especially when it comes to cabbage. Despite the well-trodden path of agricultural modification, Pignacious embarked on a vivid journey to revitalize the world of vegetables, specifically targeting the humble cabbage.

His ambition? To infuse this staple crop with a kaleidoscopic twist, merging hues of green and purple into a singular, mesmerizing entity.

Last Wednesday, our devoted correspondent, a notably astute and knowledgeable lizard, managed to catch up with the enthusiastic botanist for an exclusive insight into his vibrant world.

Pignacious, with his trademark eloquence, shared his exhilarating breakthrough in the realm of vegetable augmentation. "Ugh...it's not merely about changing colors; it's about reimagining the canvas of nature," he declared, gesturing towards the mesmerizing swirls of green and purple that now adorned his cabbage collection.

Despite the human scientific community's gentle reminders that color blending in vegetables is a known phenomenon, Pignacious's passion and unique approach bring a fresh perspective at least for other Nagmuts. His experiments, conducted with a blend of artistry and science, aim not just to alter appearances but to challenge perceptions of what is possible in the Nagmut world.  

 

The Nagmut perception of the t-shirt industry, is in the very least, outlandish. Click below to learn more about why these strange creatures have such a fascination and respect this type of clothing

 
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Meeting of the Cloven Hooves

 

The arrival of spring brings forth not only blooming flowers but also major events. Last Monday kicked off this year's first Meeting of the Cloven Hooves. Although few Nagmuts showed up to the meeting, apparently there was a lot accomplished. As usual we may not ever know the full details, but some sources indicated there were discussions surrounding a possible mutant survey to be drafted, with intentions of promoting themselves among the human world.

 

 
Click here for a close up exam of the 'Meeting of the Cloven Hooves'

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