Ah, school days.  Remember school, friend?

Yeah, I always hated school:  (except for Mr. Shalla; see the previous newsletter.)  From the very first day of kindergarten all the way through skipping most of my senior year at Harrison High - I hated it.  I was shy, I got teased, and my brain didn't seem to work like the other kids'.  Even though I saw things differently, I was a pretty good student (read; people-pleaser) but I was a shit test-taker, a shit reader, and a shit socializer.  I got stomach aches a lot – especially on Sunday nights.  My mom called it "Sunday night syndrome."  Psychosomatic though it was, it felt all too real.  I simply dreaded school.

The weird thing is, now as an adult, I'm constantly seeking out new learning!  

In the astrology chart, the 3rd House / 9th House axis is the axis of knowledge and learning.  Planets in your 3rd House area of life speak to your early learning life, amongst other things.  Planets in your 9th House area of life in the opposite position of the chart, speak to your higher mind, big-picture ideologies.
 

What's happening in your astrological Houses?  Find out in a 1-to-1 birth chart consult!
For more info ... Appuyez sur le bouton astrologique!  ⬇️

So here comes the laugh, friend... ready?

I'm putting together some ideas to – get this! – teach a small-group single-session workshop to offer up, and I would love and value your input about it!  The workshop will take place via Zoom video call, and it'll be ridiculously cheap... like, $25 maybe.

  "Ha!  Hahaha!  Joke's on you, Greener!"  you say?    I know, right?!

Because I've never done this sort of thing before, I need your help!  So hit "reply" and tell me which of these incredibly compelling workshop titles / topics you find the most interesting / enthralling / hopefully useful:


1.  "What the Fuck is Astrology, and Why Should I Care?"

2.  "Astrology 101:  The Basics"

3.  "The Sum of Your Chart - Your Astrological Signature"

4.  "The Big Three:  Your Sun, Moon, and Rising Signs Explained"

They all sound pretty great, right?!! 

After you "reply" with your favorite title/topic, why don't you forward this email to your astro-inclined friends and family so they can sign up for these emails themselves to find out as my course offerings roll out!

Life is complicated, friend.  But guess what.  The universe is even more intricately complex than you think.  In fact, the universe is way more intricately complex than you can think! 

Astrology gives you a framework, a context, a perspective on your life that allows you to see how it's all happening, AND it shows you where, when, and how to make conscious adjustments along your journey, according to the terrain and the weather to come. 

So, go ahead, click the button!  I know you're curious about your very own personal, one-of-a-kind birth chart and what it all means for you in your life today and going forward.  How do I know you're curious?  Well, you've read all the way to the end of this little musing, so let's call it a good guess.  ;)   
 

Thanks so much for hanging out.  I appreciate you.  You matter.  Your life makes a difference.  I'm glad you're in mine.

Later, gator.

Love,
.mg

Melissa Greener
www.WaxingAstroLogic.com

ps - Did you know that learning about your personal astrology has been proven to make you appear at least 13% sexier?  Yup.  It's a proven fact.  Just sayin.