"We were at a destination wedding in Mexico, and it was so hot the bride thought she was going to pass out in her tight-fitting dress. Also the swim up bar had blenders with pina coladas and margaritas and there were bees everywhere including in the blenders."
"The brother of the groom gave a speech about how the groom always outshone him with his handsomeness, popularity, charisma, better grades, better sports performance, and that he "always dated better girls," which was awkward as hell because the brother’s wife was standing right there, being the final butt of this no-longer-self-deprecating speech."
"I went to a wedding at a race track where the bride’s grandfather collapse and died from a heart attack but was then brought him back to life with a defibrillator. On top of that I hit a trifecta and won $800. Best wedding ever."
"At my husband’s cousin’s wedding her grandmother (on the other side of the family), who had been pounding drinks since just after the ceremony dropped dead on the dance floor, was revived, and came back to party more. Let’s just say it was an intense 15 minutes."
"At my father’s 4th wedding, I started laughing during the vows and had to leave the room because I couldn’t stop. Oops."
"There was also that time at my own wedding when my new SIL stormed up to me and told me I just made the worst mistake ever marrying her brother."
"At my own reception I downed 3 glasses of champagne after not eating all day, and then needed to scuttle to the bathroom where I carefully puked in my wedding dress. Then I hit the dance floor! Boot and rally, yo."