Donald J. Bingle

January 2021 Newsletter

The big news for this month's newsletter is that Flash Drive, the third book in my Dick Thornby Thriller series, is done. Sure, there's plenty of work to do on the marketing and distribution side, and I still have to format and proof the print version, but the book is done. The scheduled release date is March 1.

 

As they say in the Knights of the Dinner Table comic book, where I had a movie review column in the early days, "Hoody Hoo!"

 

After You Finish Writing, But Before You Publish

 

Sometimes I think that some readers of independently published books, as well as some writers of indie books (particularly those who may have met their goal on their first ever participation in NaNoWriMo) don't really understand the process of indie publishing. Since you can take your word-processing work the instant you first type "The End" and upload it onto KDP or Nook, Kobo, Smashwords, etc. with a family photograph or a standardized template as the cover and hit the publish button within minutes, some people think authors do, or, worse yet, should do, just that. But, there are a number of steps which better indie book authors take before they hit that publish button.

 

1. Set the manuscript aside for a bit. Remember that impulse purchase you made in the grocery line? That person you slept with based on your instant chemistry at the company holiday party? That extended warranty you got from the stranger who cold-called you? That wildly inappropriate joke you laughed so hard at you could never finish telling before you shot Diet Mountain Dew out your nose? That liver and banana quiche you ordered at the restaurant that just opened? That clever email you posted about your boss on social media from your work computer? Yeah, those all seemed like good ideas at the time, but didn't really look that way after a bit of sober reflection. You're quite reasonably excited about finishing the initial draft of your book. But, the first thing you must do is step away from the computer.

 

Celebrate, work on another project, catch up on your favorite television shows, read a book ... or three, take a walk or, better yet, take an extended vacation. Clear your mind, eat a piece of bland bread as a palate cleanser, focus your attention on something else, but do something to get some intellectual and emotional distance from what you've written. You can't see how others might react to what you've written if you don't look at it with a fresh mindset. You can't see your own errors when you are still in the afterglow of making them.

 

2. Reread, edit, rewrite, and repeat. It is vanishingly unlikely that your first draft is perfect. There are many who say all first drafts are crap. Some may be, but that certainly should never be your goal. You should make your first draft as compelling and readable and sensible and good as you can, but even when you do that, mistakes will creep in. Since your mind knows what you intended when you just wrote something, it won't process the errors that you made as errors--it will subconsciously cloak and correct those errors as you reread. There's less chance of this and, thus, a greater chance of fixing your own mistakes, when you give your writing some distance before you edit and/or rewrite. Repeat this process until you no longer find mistakes or you are just so sick of and familiar with the material you can't stand it any more.

 

3. Have others critique your work. You have no real hope of understanding how a reader will parse and react to your words unless you have some readers actually read and critique your work. This probably shouldn't be your mother, your spouse, or your best friend, unless those people are capable and willing to be brutally honest with you. There are plenty of critique services and writing groups available online and in your local neighborhood. Avail yourself of one or more of them. Or, ask some fans of your prior work to take a look at your most recent work with a view to improving it.

 

Critique services, writing groups, and beta readers can be hard on your ego. Try to find and stick with those who are constructive in their criticism and don't delight in making snide remarks. (Those interested in spoofs of the more toxic aspects of some who critique may be interested in my Frame Shop novella or my Christmas Carol Critique Collection.) Ask them to read your book and pass on any comments they have. Those can be anything from typos and grammar corrections, to indications of where the action gets confusing, they can't tell who's talking, or the pace slows to DMV line speed. Collect those comments. Go through them--I prefer to go through comments from multiple sources at the same time page by page, so I can see if the comments are consistent or if one commenter's suggestion fixes another commenter's issue, too.

 

If you find yourself getting angry or frustrated, walk away, cool off, get some distance from the experience, and try again later.

 

Then, make corrections, edits, and changes in light of the comments and suggestions you've gotten. Remember, you don't need to take every suggestion made. Some may be inappropriate or may represent individual preferences or viewpoints that are counter to your target reading demographic. Comments from various sources may even be contradictory. One of the skills an author needs to develop is to determine which comments to take and which to pass by.

 

4. Repeat step 2.

 

5. Hire a competent copy-editor and send your book to be copy-edited. A good copy-editor will find and suggest fixes for things which you and your writing group and/or beta readers won't find. They'll also find things no spell-check or grammar-check program will find. They'll find misspellings that are other words than you intended (my favorite is when I typed "soldier" when I meant "shoulder"), they'll know to let grammar comments slide because they appear in dialogue and that's just how the character talks. They'll notice when you use the same word too often or too close to another use of it. They'll notice when the syntax and cadence of one character is too close to that of another character. They'll notice when you use the word "that" or "very" or "began to" too much or whether you capitalized "Earth" on page 37 but not on page 216. And, they'll know that I should have written out thirty-seven and two hundred and sixteen.

 

Don't cheap out or use somebody who replies to a random query on social media. Good editors don't have to chase business; they have as much as they can handle. If you don't know how to find one, check the acknowledgements in an indie book you recently read that flowed well and didn't have noticeable editing flaws and see who their editor was. A quick Google search can usually locate the editor.

 

6. Get a decent cover made. I've made my own covers. I've used standard templates. I've bought pre-made covers. And, I've paid for professionals to make covers based on my suggestions for what I was looking for. Look at my wall of covers on my website at www.donaldjbingle.com. I think you'll be able to tell the difference. Invest a bit in your book--after all, you're asking readers to invest in your book and they don't even know you or whether your book will be any good.

 

7. Write a pitch to use in marketing your book. Whether you use it on the back cover or a press release or your website or the order page for your book for the various online stores, you want to pitch your book in just a paragraph in a way which draws the reader's interest, but does not spoil the story.


8. Seek out blurbs and reviews. Sure, your book will get reviews--hopefully honest reviews from real, independent readers--once it is out on the market. But, it's always helpful to get a few blurbs or reviews from others before you publish, so you can use them on your front and/or back cover, your press release, your crowdfunding pitch, or your pre-order and order pages. Famous, credible people provide the most marketing boost, especially if they are famous or credible because they know something about what the book is about. That can be because they're a famous author in the genre, they are an actual non-fiction expert in the field, or are known for their reviews of books of the type you've written.

 

While I've gotten incredibly lucky with a few cold-call email requests from some famous authors, I've also been helped by the fact that I've belonged to a number of formal and informal organizations of writers who have helped each other with writing tips, open call notices, convention presentations and readings, and marketing posts. These contacts have been great in helping out with blurbs or suggesting or introducing me to others who would be great people to approach. Also important, though, is to avoid asking people who you know get waaayyyy too many blurb requests, be polite and deferential in your requests, allow the potential reader and blurber to work on their own schedule if they seem inclined to acquiesce in your request, and to not pressure them in any way. Even if you don't get a blurb, you may make a new friend and that can be even better.

 
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My First Brush With Hollywood

(A Blog from April 14, 2018)

 

Most of you who know me know that I played a lot of table-top roleplaying game tournaments during the last twenty years of the last century. Not just the various editions of Dungeons & Dragons (mostly AD&D, 2nd Ed.), but Boot Hill, Shadowrun, Paranoia, Timemaster, Chill, Call of Cthulhu, Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel, and many, many more.

 

Depending on how you count things, I played 460 (sometimes multi-round) RPGA tournaments in about sixty different game systems and settings and was the world's top-ranked player of classic RPG tournaments for fifteen years.

 

This included playing many spy roleplaying adventures, like Top Secret and James Bond.

 

Around thirty years ago, my brother Rich and I wrote a James Bond spoof adventure for the RPGA. The actual writing occurred on the heels of watching all seventeen James Bond movies then existing in a marathon back-to-back video binge starting one Friday evening and ending a few minutes before midnight on Sunday (necessitating a quick dash to the Blockbuster to avoid late fees). While watching, we filled out questionnaires on each of the movies, keeping track of things like most bullets fired without reloading and stupidest gadget (the heroin flavored banana on a shelf in Q's lab was my favorite of the latter).

 

Our adventure included an opening action sequence, title credits, mission briefing, and selection of gadgets before getting down to the serious business of a preposterous plot, unnecessary parade, and secret villain's lair. The plot involved the various incarnations of 007 being sent to find the Queen’s kidnapped dog.

 

We had a fun time writing the scenario and running it at GenCon and a few other places, but then set it aside. Oh, sure, we tried to peddle it to Victory Games, the folks who put out the James Bond Roleplaying Game, but were told that "the James Bond Roleplaying Game is a serious game system." (This, from the people who put out an RPG with five-step seduction rules.) Victory Games had no intention of putting out any modules not based on the movies (you know, adventures where the players wouldn't already know the plot). They suggested submitting it to Tales of the Floating Vagabond, but that was a rejection, too.

 

I always thought the adventure would make a good screenplay, but didn’t really know what to do with it (this was pre-Austin Powers days), so sat on the notion for several years until I saw Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. My “eureka” moment came when I realized the adventure could be turned into an Ace Ventura sequel. I wrote it up (formatting it without buying screenplay formatting software—a mistake that resulted in much tedium), naming it “For Queen and Queenie.”

 

I did my research, locating Jim Carrey’s agent’s name (there is a phone number at SAG which will get you contact information for actors’ agents). Knowing better than to fall for the amateur trap of sending off an unsolicited manuscript, I sent off a query letter to the agent. Sure, Ace Ventura 2 had just come out, but I just took that as confirmation that the franchise was open to sequels.

 

Imagine my surprise and delight a few days later when I got a call from Jim Carrey’s agent’s assistant du jour asking if I could send in the full screenplay for review. I said “Yes.” (No duh!) A quick trip to FedEx and my script was off to Hollywood, as requested. Then I waited. And I waited some more.

 

Now, I know not to harass people who are reviewing my writing—they generally don’t have the time to put up with anxious writers and unwanted contact is a sign of an amateur. But, after six weeks I called and got the agent’s latest assistant du jour, told him I didn’t want to be a pest, but wanted to know the status of the review of my screenplay. He consulted his notes/computer (who can tell over the phone?) and informed me that my screenplay had been forwarded on to Jim Carrey’s manager for consideration and that they’d be getting back to me one way or the other.

 

I was ecstatic. What could be cooler than finding out your screenplay had been forwarded by a big agent at one of Hollywood’s biggest agencies to a world-famous actor’s manager? I’ll tell you what. Finding that out the day before you go to your high school reunion, so when people ask you what's new you can say “My screenplay just got sent by Jim Carrey's agent to his manager for consideration.” Worth the effort of writing the screenplay just to say that.

 

Then six weeks more went by. I called the agent again and got yet another new assistant du jour. Asked the same question I’d asked the last time around and, after a few moments of paper shuffling (or keyboard tapping), got the same response. But, this time I was ready for a follow-up question. “So, let me make sure I understand this correctly,” I said. “This means that someone—most likely a reader—read my screenplay and liked it well enough to recommend it to [famous agent], who then either read it or a summary of it and liked it well enough to send it on to Jim Carrey’s agent for Jim Carrey to consider. Right?”

 

There was a brief moment of silence that stretched to eternity. “Yes,” came the reply. “But you need to understand something. Jim Carrey’s agent is notoriously slow. We will get back to you, one way or the other, but it could be a while.” So, I waited some more.

 

About a month or so later, I saw that Jim Carrey was supposed to be on The Tonight Show, so I tuned in. After some opening jovialities, Jay Leno says “So, I understand you’re between projects. What do you do with your time?” Jim: “Well, I'm supposed to be reading. My manager sent over a big pile of screenplays for me to read.” He makes a motion indicating a stack about three feet high. I imagine my screenplay two feet from the top. “But I hate reading screenplays, so mostly I just goof off.”

 

I’m still waiting for them to get back to me. Unfortunately for me, Jim's career went another direction. Oh, I dusted off the screenplay at some point and genericized it (taking out the Ace Ventura catchphrases, names, and mannerisms), but then Austin Powers came out, and, well, I knew I had missed my shot.

 

Two more things. First, this blog often contains writing tips and you may be wondering about what tips are included in this posting. Well, besides the advice about how to deal with agents and screenplay formatting, let’s talk for just a moment about suspense.

 

What was the title to this blog? My First Brush With Hollywood. That implies more than one, so I have set you up, gentle reader, to wonder about what the second one might be. That will hopefully make you anticipate my next blog and maybe even check in to see when it might be posted.

 

Second, nothing is wasted when you write. Sure, you may never use the awful prose you generate for some discarded project, but that doesn’t mean you don’t learn something about what constitutes awful prose. Or you could have used some artful turn of phrase or come up with a clever plot point or character attribute or somesuch in the midst of the awful prose that will help you later on. Not only did I learn to always use screenplay formatting software when writing a screenplay, I thought long and hard about what made a good Bond movie and a good Ace Ventura movie in the course of this writing project.

 

That’s education that came into play when I was first asked to write the spy thriller that became Net Impact, which in turn led to writing my next spy novel, Wet Work. [And, of course, now the third book in the Dick Thornby Thriller series, Flash Drive. Do you, perhaps, sense a theme in this issue of my newsletter?

 

Check out the entire Dick Thornby Thriller series. Then, you can decide how much my Bond RPG spoof has influenced my spy thriller novels.

 

One clue, there are no heroin flavored bananas in my books.

 

Sorry, Q.

 

Watch This Space. Flash Drive Kickstarter Coming Very Soon.

 

I've set up a page to pre-order Flash Drive as an ebook (print pre-order page coming soon) for those of my fans who are interested in the book, but don't do things like crowdfunding on Kickstarter. But I also plan to launch a Kickstarter for Flash Drive in the next two weeks, with special reward levels that include my other works and a few stretch goals which may be of interest.

 

I'll put out a special issue of this newsletter when I do, so keep an eye out. Dick Thornby is on his way. In the meantime, if you are looking for a spy tale, check out Khaled Talib's Spiral, below.

 
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Virtual Convention News: I'll be attending Capricon 41 on February 4-7, 2020. On Friday at 1:00 p.m., I'll be participating as a panelist for a one-hour session on Clues, Reveals, and Red Herrings with Mark Huston, Anne E.G. Nydam, Jonathan Pessin, and Roberta Rogow. At 6:00 p.m. that same day, I'll be doing a half-hour reading. Check it out. In the meantime, check out the books below.

Spiral, A Thriller by Khaled Talib

 

Laurence Turner, a pharmacist from Sydney, is wracked with guilt after his fiancé dies on a sailing trip. The tragedy is followed by yet another fatal incident when he dispenses the wrong medication to a customer.

 

Laurence moves to the Clare Valley in South Australia for a fresh start, but when he stumbles across the dead body of a visiting American reporter, things take a turn for the worst.

 

The case explodes into far more than Laurence could ever expect with the arrival of a beautiful American woman, Skyler Hawthorne. Her troubles put Laurence in the path of both domestic and foreign agents, including a dangerous Russian spy who believes Laurence is hiding a secret.

 

The Mirror, by Hash Black

 

A search for solace. A vile thirst for revenge. And a riveting struggle for Lily’s survival.


Jared Carson is gone, leaving a ravaged home behind for her wife, Beth, and baby daughter, Lily.

 

With her guardian angel gone, Lily’s horrid fears fester. The unseen monsters beneath her bed grow malevolent and stronger.

 

It’s up to Beth to fill her husband’s shoes. She hugs Lily tight in her arms with teary eyes and makes a vow,

 

“You will never be alone, baby. Mommy will always be here to protect you.”

 

But…

 

The forces of evil watch quietly in the shroud of darkness. They thirst for anguish. They thirst for blood. They thirst for REVENGE!

 

And Lily is their prime target.


Can Beth keep her daughter safe?

 

Donald J. Bingle is the author of seven books and more than sixty shorter works in the horror, thriller, science fiction, mystery, fantasy, steampunk, romance, comedy, and memoir genres. His books include Forced Conversion (near future military scifi), GREENSWORD (darkly comedic eco-thriller), Frame Shop (murder in a suburban writers' group), and the Dick Thornby spy thriller series (Net Impact; Wet Work, and Flash Drive). He also co-authored (with Jean Rabe) The Love-Haight Case Files (a three-time Silver Falchion winning paranormal urban fantasy about two lawyers who represent the legal rights of supernatural creatures in a magic-filled San Francisco; sequel is in the works). Don also edited Familiar Spirits (an anthology of ghost stories).

Many of Don's shorter works can be found in his Writer on Demand TM collections.

 

Get the audiobook version of Net Impact at Audible.com, Amazon, and iTunes and the audiobook version of Wet Work at Audible.com, Amazon, and iTunes.

 

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