Dear Seafoodies
Friday marked the 12th annual gathering of the Lobster Lunch Club. This is a club (obviously) that meets once a year (because it’s annual) for lunch (who could have guessed that?) whose focal dish is lobster (you couldn’t make it up!).
The Club committee are a small and dedicated board of hardened and passionate lobstervores for whom I proudly serve as Gastronomy Secretary. The Club grows slowly so as to include carefully-scrutinised new recruits who volunteer themselves, with questions such as “can I eat the meat in the claws?”, to be voraciously ridiculed.
Article 3 of the Constitution of the Lobster Lunch Club states, and I quote: “The main course of the Annual Lunch shall be a large, fresh, whole lobster - per person. The lobster will be simply cooked (boiled, steamed, barbecued or similar) and served in its shell without the addition of sauce. Sauces may be served as side dishes. Side dishes such as salad and potatoes may be served.”
At our secret location, whose whereabouts cannot be shared, the boiled lobster, served with salad, potatoes and sauces on the side, is so fresh from the sea it is still recanting yarns from its earlier morning entanglement in a lobster pot on the seabed. If this photo, taken by a fellow-luncher, top chap and awesome photographer, doesn’t convince you then it shouldn’t be necessary to sit pen-in-claw and invest a lot of time authoring an application for membership of The Club. There’s greater success to be harnessed expending the energy toward escaping from a lobster pot.