Hello and welcome to our August news letter .

August has seen more restrictions due to the covid -19.

We have put a hold on pub raffles until further notice as we cant walk around and sell tickets .

As a club that survives on fund raising we need to change and do things differently .

If you have any fundraiser ideas please put a bit of a plan together and bring it  up this Tuesday night .

If you cant make it to the meeting just give one of us a call and we can raise it .

2020 AGM 

This years AGM was held at David's place .

All the club financials were  presented and  agreed upon by all club members .

A big thanks to Paul Hunt for his time and effort over the last 12 months .

He's not just a GR8 fisherman, he is also one hell of a book keeper .

Thanks Paul .

A big thanks goes out to Rossco for his ability with pen and paper .

Rossco has made sure all members have had a accurate account of what was spoken about at both club and zoom meetings ,and sending out SMS for upcoming meetings .

And i hear he's a gun with the plasma cutter.

As you all would know David stood down as club president last year but has filled the position of vice president .

With over 10 years in the top job David has been a GR8  help to myself and the committee.

This year a special thanks goes out to Felix .

Felix has been club captain for a long time .Mid year Felix made the big call to step down and make way for a new captain .

The vote was casted and Graham has excepted the job.

2020 club president-Paul Blades

Vise president-David White

Treasurier -Paul Hunt

Secretary-Ross Watson

Club captain-   Graham Nilsen 

2020 committee 

Club boat

To date the club boat is running well.

Thanks to all the guys who have given up there time to keep the club boat in top condition.

Don't forget guys the boat is there for all club members to use .

So get out there and don't forget to send pics of your catch so we can fill up the next news letter.

Time for a funny.

1st grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade.

My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is!

I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!

"Ms. Brooks took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, she explained the situation.

The principal said he would give the boy a test.

If he failed any of the questions he would go back to the 1st grade and behave.

She agreed

.Harry was brought in and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.

"Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions.

"The principal and Harry both agreed

.Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of, that I have only two  of?

"Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What do you have in your pants that I do not have in mine?"

(The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question?)

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut"

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"(The principal's eyes open really wide & before he could stop the answer...)

Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands"

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat & excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,"

Put Harry in the fifth-grade.

I got the last seven questions wrong!"

Rosco's been hard at it getting ready for the fraser trip .

Remember guys and gals, RHFC has a website www.rhfc.com.au and a facebook page ('RHFC - Red Hookers Fishing Club'  just go there and click 'like

We need all your stories, your photos, your recipes and most important your GPS marks (only joking about that one<img height="22" src="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/5e9922_7b04010e31c94882b2998f12deef8af7.png_256" width="22">, we already got them.)

Be an active member, come to the meetings and of course

COME FISHING........

So that's it for this newsletter.

.Dont forget the Raffles and the upcoming Fishing trip

In the meantime

'Tight Lines'

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