Upcoming Events

  

Mon, July 10- July General Membership Meeting starting at 6:30 pm. American Legion Post 136, 4106 Stringfellow Rd in SJC. See details below.

 

Sat, July 15- MangoMania! 9 am- 4 pm at Our Lady of the Miraculous Medal 12175 Stringfellow Road in Bokeelia. See details below.

 

Sat, July 22- Stuff the Trailer event to collect school supplies and donations. Stay tuned for details coming soon!

 

Sat, July 29- Adopt-A-Road starting at 8:30 am at Blue Dog Bar and Grill 4597 Pine Island Rd in Matlacha . See details below.

 

Sat, Aug 5- Blood Drive 10 am- 3 pm at Pine Island United Methodist Church 5701 Pine Island Rd in Bokeelia, close to the center.

  

Members are encouraged to visit the website for up to date news, meeting minutes, financials, merchandise and committee event forms.

Madam's Corner

Ladies,
 

I do hope that you all had a chance to celebrate this Great Nation, and all those who protect us from harm, on July 4th.  God Bless the USA; truly the land of Free because of the Brave!  

The Pine Island Annual Parade was amazing with more music, participants, and spectators than in recent years.  For those of you not in attendance, our theme this year was about rebuilding this island we all love so much, and our music choice was 'We Built This City on Rock and Roll' complete with construction attire, a walking Safety Cone worn by Christy and a Honey Dipper, reminder of some of the services we provided, worn by Joyce; and we passed out frozen popsicles!  They were a big hit on a very hot day!  

You all should give big Hooker Hugs to Tania for making everything come together!  We even have our very own Matlacha Hooker custom made Hook that that Miss Matty rode in the Parade that we can use in the future. Another Thank You goes out to Beltran Nursery for once again providing a flat bed and driving us in the Parade.  

Finally, the day wrapped up with an always spectacular Fireworks display at the American Legion.  What a great day!

And now, get ready for some more July Island Fun - MangoMania is this Saturday, July 15th and a few more volunteers are needed for two-hour shifts.  You can sign up on Monday.

Don't forget to bring two non-perishable items for the Food Pantry, school supplies, and your gently used bras for Free The Girls.

Stay well hydrated this month and wear sunscreen.

Hookers Rule!
 

Madam DJ

General Membership Meeting

Monday, July 10, 2023

American Legion Post 136

4106 Stringfellow Rd in Saint James City

Doors open at 5 pm to start ordering food and beverages.

Reminder: the American Legion only accepts cash!

The meeting begins promptly at 6:30 pm.

 

We will be awarding Hurricane Ian Business Grants at this meeting.

We will also be collecting school supply donations.

And as always, please don't forget to bring food pantry donations! 

MangoMania 2023

Thank you to all members who signed up at the June general meeting. There may be more opportunities in different areas, and we hope to have more details at the July 10 general membership meeting.

The Chamber of Commerce still needs 6 more volunteers for parking attendants:

8:30- 10:30 ...2 more

10:30- 12:30 ...1 more

12:30 - 2:30 ...3 more

There will be sign up sheets, but please call Linda Bohacek 715-579-5009 before the meeting to grab your shift!

(Also, if you can be a back up for potential cancellations, please contact Linda.)

Sunny 106.3 Outstanding Women Awards Update!

Our very own Julia Gaylor, Vice Madam, has made it to the finals of the 3rd Annual Women of the Year Awards! Our sincere thanks go out to everyone who voted.

Julia will be attending the official awards ceremony on July 14. Way to go, Julia!!

PIE School Supply Drive 2023

The Pine Island Elementary school year ended on June 6, but the Matlacha Hookers are already gearing up for the next school year and the bins have been placed around town! Please bring school supply donations to the July 10 general membership meeting.

If you'd like to help with bin monitoring, sorting/organizing supplies in the coming weeks, or need a donation pick up, please contact:

Christy Rau 513-703-7433 or Joyce Boyer 314-401-9354

Pine Island Elementary School Supply Wish List 2023

Adopt-A-Road July 29

Hey all you trashy Hookers!

 

Mark your calendars and join us on Saturday July 29th at 8:30 am.  We'll meet in Matlacha at Blue Dog and go east to Miceli's and west to Yucatan - both sides of the street. 

 

We'll equip everyone with trash pickers, safety vests, gloves, trash bags, bug spray, and plenty of water.  The more people that show up, the faster the clean up goes. We're usually done in less than 90 minutes.  We team up in pairs and head out with half going on one side of Pine Island towards the Yucatan and the other half towards Miceli's.  

 

We'll have a sign up sheet at the July 10 general membership meeting - but feel free to show up with or without signing up.  Thanks in advance for your participation.  We're looking forward to seeing your smiling faces on Saturday July 29th.

 

Grab your hubby, neighbor, best friend - this is an activity that nets immediate results.  Afterwards you can proudly drive thru Matlacha knowing that you have made an amazing difference in our community.  Plus - a little fresh air and exercise is a great way to kick off the weekend.

 

Lorie Tidwell and Shirley Noble

Adopt A Road co-chairs

Special Discounts for Matlacha Hookers at Pine Island Auto Care!

Pine Island Auto Care, at 8336 Stringfellow Rd in Saint James City, is offering all Matlacha Hookers some awesome discounts! During the summer months, they are offering 25% off oil changes and 15% off major repairs. Pine Island Auto Care is open Monday thru Friday, 8:00 am- 5:00 pm, and they can be reached at 239-282-5599.

Hurricane Ian Rebuilding Committee

Matlacha Hookers 25th Anniversary Commemorative T-Shirt Contest

The merchandise committee is soliciting tag lines and designs for a Matlacha Hookers 25th anniversary T-shirt. When designing the shirt, consider the design placement for a tank top, sleeveless, short-sleeved, and long-sleeved styles.

Contest winner will receive a one year Matlacha Hookers membership and T-shirt that will include the designer's name on the shirt! Deadline is August 1.

Questions? Please contact Linda Bohacek 715-579-5009.

Pine Island Food Pantry News

The Pine Island Food Pantry is in need of the following items: laundry detergent, canned diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, dried beans, instant mashed potatoes, all types of crackers (saltines, Ritz, Townhouse, oyster/soup), egg noodles, and pasta (elbow macaroni, penne, ziti). Please bring donations to the next General Meeting or drop off at one of the following locations: Winn-Dixie, V.F.W., American Legion, Moose, Centennial Bank, the Matlacha Post Office or at the pantry when it is open on Monday and Thursdays, 9 am - 11 am.

Visit pineislandfoodpantry.org to learn more. Thank you!

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