I'm writing this from a train, currently stalled while they re-boot the safety system because earlier the power went out.  Regular Amtrak stuff I think.  All this because I low-key wrecked my car while trying to get the F*CK out of Seattle, which is maybe all I'm ever trying to do when I'm there.  I'm good y'all, just keeping Farmers insurance in the $$.

(I love the Kubrick-esque lighting of this photo)

More importantly, the Valentines Day Mini Order Form is Live (thanks Amtrak Wifi)

Click here to reserve yours, there are super exciting ad ons this year, thanks to witchy Kimberly and fabulous Whitney, whose unauthorized biographies can be seen here.

Other things on my list:

Mug Drive! - Bring in two ceramic mugs (for us to keep), get a free pour (and a mason jar) of Good Wolf Water Kefir.  We'll use the mugs as to-go cups for those folks bummed about putting coffee in a jar. (I get it)

What else?

Oh right.  WAFFLES.

Yeah, we have 'em.  Weekends only, for now.  Simple with butter and syrup, or loaded with veggies.  From Snacktivist Foods, a kick-ass woman-owned gluten-free company.  And so good -  I didn't know you could TATSE fluffy.

That's just my cat 0.7 seconds after we set up scrabble. 

(FTR - Jenn 321, Noah 320, we are 2 and 1 in the series)

I'M NOT EVEN TO KELSO YET FOLKS, so here's more trivia.

 It's not the trade deadline yet but its seems like CJ is cool and also he has a podcast I'm into.  I shouted that shit out and was rewarded in the most profound way.

Some non-trump, non-Kardashian pro-neighborhood internet reading:

OAKSHIRE COMING TO CULLY! Yas...

BOLT is already here!

CO-motion getting more of the props they deserve!

Ok, cool if you made it this far, thanks but don't forget that the original intent of the email was to remind you to order the valentines day cheesecakes for yourself or your boo or your bestie.  It's the one time we make a limited quantity of stuff, a practice I'm not really that into because I want everyone to have everything all the time, but there are only so many long stem roses a gal can keep in whole, this gal not being a Kardashian. 

xoxo jp