Yippy!  Our new Mistyc House site is up!

After months and months of work on our new “Futuristic Retro” site, we finally got it up and running!  Lots of challenges and glitches we had to fix, but we did it!  I have Sirena from Duckota Ditigal to thank for it. https://duckotadigital.com  

(One of her slogans is, “Get your Digital Ducks in a row.” Hahahaaa)  She did a phenomenal job keeping some of the old images and formats, while making it “new and improved” (not an easy task).

Here is the link to our new stellar Mistyc House Site!

https://www.mistychouse.com

Be sure and click on the Inspirational Music by Michael Turlock at the bottom of the page.  You will be glad you did!

We also posted a new video on August 17th, right before all the horrendous fires broke out here in Spokane by the airport and in Elk a few miles from me.  It was VERY intense with much loss and damage done.  Fires were breaking out all over and many of them were deliberately set.  Luckily, we had some rain 5 days later, which was a tremendous help to the fire fighters.  The fires are out now. Thank you to everyone who reached out to me and offered help, especially Daniel for coming over to help evacuate if we needed it (and store some of the Aulmauracite Rocks at his place for security.  ;-)

“Really Weird Sh*t on Steroids” Show #14:

*Dept. & Bureau of Injustice (Yes there is such a thing.)

* Azrael

* Half-Djinn entity exterminated

* July 14th Haliday celebrating our accomplishments

* Unplugging energy - body hack!

* 3 main (corrupted/toxic) bosses of all of the bosses base archetypes

* Free will is a myth

* An evil, hellish placed called "Never Never Land"

* Evil Be Gone Beings (EBGB's)

* The Knight's Training

Here is a link to that fun and informative show:  

For more information on Daniel, visit his website at:

www.flowerpowermassage.com 

For those of you who align with the idea and aspiration of being a “Modern Day Knight,” we just finished posting the updated version of “The Knight's Training Course”  on our site!

The prices will remain the same at $25.00 per class or at a package discount rate of $125.00 for all 6 classes.

https://www.firstwaveindigos.com/classes

These updated versions include a handout with my notes/synopses of each class for quick reference. There is also a "Certificate Of Completion" you can apply for once you have met all of the course requirements.

If you would like a Certificate Of Completion, here are the requirements:

* Grid with Aulmauracite, some place in your or someone else's town that you feel needs a good dose of Truth & Justice. Get a map and mark the places where you set the grid stones, the date they were placed, and why you chose that place.

*Read both Kryahgenetics I & II books.

*Attend the Intro Class + all 5 Classes.

*After attending each class, write a short (or long) essay telling what you learned in the class and how it will help you in your Earth Mission.

*When you have your essay written and your grid map completed, send those to me either by: E-Mail at: Knights@mistychouse.com

OR Snail Mail to:

             Mistyc House

             816 West Francis, #244

             Spokane, WA. 99205

Send me your mailing address and how you want your name to read on the certificate. Once I have received and reviewed your information, I will send your certificate via snail mail along with a complimentary signed copy of The Knight's Code.   

~Lady Mistycah~

Do something different. Have a one-of-a-kind, unforgettable

Humor Party!

“The Sacred Humor Ceremony” Party Package

Mistyc House created physical Humor Party Packages right before the turn of the century.  For some “bizarre reason” only 2 were sold, so they were taken off the website.  (Authentic Humor, Aulmauracite and the Kryahgenetics Eggs are VERY Scary to the Dark Lords) 

It is now time to revive the Humor Parties.

(Click on the book or Hal picture for more info.)

Here is a sneak peek into the names of games:

GAME # 1: "FROLIC AND FINE FEASTING"

OR “The Art of Divine Gluttony”

GAME # 2: "CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD"

(i.e.,  Plants, Animals, Elementals, and Inanimate Objects)

GAME # 3: "SACRED BELLY-LAUGH CIRCLE"

GAME # 4: "CAN YOU WALK THE SACRED PATH,

WITHOUT STEPPING ON SOMEONE ELSE’S TOES?"

GAME # 5:   "THE SACRED ART OF: The Silent Blindfolded Messengers"   

Badd-Ass Eggs! 

My “Web Genie,” Sirena, who has completed our updated futuristic retro Mistyc House site, sent me the link to a new item she recently made and added to the Treasure Chest!  It could prove to be VERY helpful in keeping track of all your amazing accomplishments!

 We are also still running the special on the print book of “Living in an Indigo House,” and if you purchase $100.00 or more in Aulmauracite Rocks and/or Aurauralite pendants, you'll receive a complimentary copy of this high-quality print, timeless, and unique book!

(NOTE: This does not apply to other print books, because I can’t get 2 books in one envelope, so you would have to order those separately.)

If you have not read Kryahgenetics I & II,  or if would like to give them as a "gift" to someone who is weird like us, and would appreciate understanding that "weirdness" is a "good thing."  ~Here is the link to purchase them from our Treasure Chest.~

Ok, it's Humor Time.

Get ready to have your funny bone tickled!

Have a Hal of a fun week, and remember your sense of humor. Don't leave home without it!   ;o)

~Laura Lee Mistycah - Mistyc House & Hal~

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