R.W.S. & A New Coupon!

Hello my Fun Friends! 

We have recently posted 2 new videos. 

*In the first one, we laugh our tails off, especially at the end with a true story of “nut removal.”

*I share some of my latest "W.S." field notes with some very important intel on challenges with my Suemah Connection.

*We relate how easy it is to say the wrong thing, as well as some other really funny stories.

*Another topic is what I will refer to as “large aura syndrome.” (HINT: Bigger is NOT better!)

*Then Daniel shares intel on dragons and some of their names he has heard recently with clients.

* ...And finally at the end, Daniel reveals a very useful "body hack," so get your popcorn out, kick back and speed up your -8- racetrack with a Halatious “Laugh Fest!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQjoxPeb5-A&t=3389s&ab_channel=L.L.Mistycah

The second video is a stellar, 15-minute guided Journey (AKA meditation) using the Kryahgenetics Badd Ass Egg to assist you in connecting with your Soul Suemah. This video will help beginners as well as those seasoned in working with their Eggs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm-Uz40RPrk&t=244s&ab_channel=L.L.Mistycah

For more information on Daniel, visit his website at:

www.flowerpowermassage.com 

Are you are tired of going to expensive Doctors and not getting to the root of the cause of your symptoms? If so, could it be that your issues are caused by not laughing long and hard enough?

I’m serious!  When was the last time you laughed for more than 30 seconds or a minute? (You will probably be shocked when you think about this, as the majority of adults' extended laughter time is about 15-20 seconds.)

Well, I have the remedy for all you people with L.D.D. (Laugh Deficit Disorder) and your L.D.D. friends.  Why not try a new “All-Natural Drug” that will give you and your friends an endorphin high you will never forget!  The availability of that drug has been severely restricted by the Dark Lords, but you can find it on this link: 

https://www.firstwaveindigos.com/product-page/the-sacred-humor-ceremony-party-package

Guess what?  The commemoration of “The Knight’s Code” is coming up on July 14th,  a day that we commemorate all our accomplishments in the past year that help us be stronger, wiser, happier, and more efficient Knights and Lady Knights! This will be our second annual "Hal-a-bration.” To help you shine up your armor and celebrate, we are offering another Treasure Chest 10% off coupon for books, rocks, and private sessions.

This coupon is good from now till the end of July!

Use coupon code: Halabrate

If you enjoy these newsletters and have some friends that would appreciate all the humor and “Weird Sh*t” we divulge, by all means, make a point to share so they can be on our newsletter list too!  :o )

Now a little “pre-Hal Zone” Joke, (the rest of the jokes are found at the bottom of all our newsletters).  Here is a “Hal-inspired Meme” I made a couple of months ago. (It may come in handy to use sometime in your own defense.  ;-) NOTE: This joke is aimed at all the Dark Lords who are instigating, perpetuating, and escalating all the conflict between every life-form on the planet!

For those of you who align with the idea and aspiration of being a “Modern Day Knight,” we just finished posting the updated version of “The Knight's Training Course”  on our site!

The prices will remain the same at $25.00 per class or a package discount rate of $125.00 for all 6 classes.

https://www.firstwaveindigos.com/classes

These updated versions include a handout with my notes/synopses of each class for quick reference. There is also a "Certificate Of Completion" you can apply for once you have met all of the course requirements.

If you would like a Certificate Of Completion, here are the requirements:

* Grid with Aulmauracite, some place in your or someone else's town that you feel needs a good dose of Truth & Justice. Get a map and mark the places where you set the grid stones, the date they were placed, and why you chose that place.

*Read both Kryahgenetics I & II books.

*Attend the Intro Class + all 5 Classes.

*After attending each class, write a short (or long) essay telling what you learned in the class and how it will help you in your Earth Mission.

*When you have your essay written and your grid map completed, send those to me either by: E-Mail at: Knights@mistychouse.com

OR Snail Mail to:

             Mistyc House

             816 West Francis, #244

             Spokane, WA. 99205

Send me your mailing address and how you want your name to read on the certificate. Once I have received and reviewed your information, I will send your certificate via snail mail along with a complimentary signed copy of The Knight's Code.   

~Lady Mistycah~

Do something different. Have a one-of-a-kind, unforgettable

Humor Party!

“The Sacred Humor Ceremony” Party Package

Mistyc House created physical Humor Party Packages right before the turn of the century.  For some “bizarre reason” only 2 were sold, so they were taken off the website.  (Authentic Humor, Aulmauracite and the Kryahgenetics Eggs are VERY Scary to the Dark Lords) 

It is now time to revive the Humor Parties.

(Click on the book or Hal picture for more info.)

Here is a sneak peek into the names of games:

GAME # 1: "FROLIC AND FINE FEASTING"

OR “The Art of Divine Gluttony”

GAME # 2: "CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD"

(i.e.,  Plants, Animals, Elementals, and Inanimate Objects)

GAME # 3: "SACRED BELLY-LAUGH CIRCLE"

GAME # 4: "CAN YOU WALK THE SACRED PATH,

WITHOUT STEPPING ON SOMEONE ELSE’S TOES?"

GAME # 5:   "THE SACRED ART OF: The Silent Blindfolded Messengers"   

Badd-Ass Eggs! 

My “Web Genie,” Sirena, who is getting the foundation laid for our newly updated but retro Mistyc House site, sent me the link to a new item she recently made and added to the Treasure Chest!  This could prove to be VERY helpful in keeping track of all your amazing accomplishments!

We are still working on getting the new "Popcorny" Hal Logo as pictured below on our website. This "loco logo" will be featured on T-shirts, mugs, blankets, notebooks, and more.

Other things came up, along with a whole lot of "technical difficulties," so I wasn't able to make my target date before the Halidays.

I will keep working on it and let you know the progress.

 We are also still running the special on the print book of “Living in an Indigo House,” and if you purchase $100.00 or more in Aulmauracite Rocks and/or Aurauralite pendants, you'll receive a complimentary copy of this high-quality print, timeless, and unique book!

(NOTE: This does not apply to other print books, because I can’t get 2 books in one envelope, so you would have to order those separately.)

If you have not read Kryahgenetics I & II,  or if would like to give them as a "gift" to someone who is weird like us, and would appreciate understanding that "weirdness" is a "good thing."  ~Here is the link to purchase them from our Treasure Chest.~

Ok, it's Humor Time.

Get ready to have your funny bone tickled!

Have a Hal of a fun week, and remember your sense of humor. Don't leave home without it!   ;o)

~Laura Lee Mistycah - Mistyc House & Hal~

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