THIS IS MOSTLY FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.  MOM.

We're one year old!  To party about it we're giving away cake with confetti sprinkles.  Saturday, January 5th, 10 am to 6 pm.  There are 80 slices.  

The rules:

No purchase necessary, but cake goes really well with coffee, or green juice.  Or more cake or soup, what have you.

One per person.  REALLY.  It's only fair.  You can buy more cake if you need it, let's be real that's how this works.

You can take it to go, in that case how cool would it be if you brought your own container?  SO EFFING COOL.  No judgement though, we have boxes, but also maybe get your sh*t together.  (kidding, I love you)

Come through, xo.

P.S. If you're someone who hates the sound of their own voice the solution is a tank of helium.  See vid below.