Upcoming Events 

 

 

Mon., Jul 4 - Pine Island Parade.  The Matlacha Hookers will have a float. Everyone is welcome!

 

Mon., Jul 11 - General Meeting at Berts Bar and Grill.  Doors open at 5 pm and meeting starts at 6:30 pm.  Personal Care, School Supply and Wine bottle donations are welcome.

 

Sat., Jul 16 - Mini MangoMania and Blood Drive - will be held at OLMM Catholic Church.

 

Sun., Jul 17 - Yucatan Waterside Restaurant 5th Anniversary Dock Party Fundraiser on Sunday, July 17th from 11:00am until 6:00pm to benefit the Matlacha Hookers with Raffles, a Silent Auction, 50/50s and much more. 

 

Sat., Jul 23 - School Supply 'Stuff the Trailer' event to conclude this year's PIE School Supply Drive. 

 

Members are encouraged to visit the website for up to date news, meeting minutes, financials, merchandise and committee event forms.   The new Merchandise Catalog is now available.

Madam Letter

 

Ladies,   July 2022 is anything but a lazy month!   

 

Please read the 4th of July Herald that went out on June 29th for details about the Matlacha Hookers Float in the Parade.  I do hope that many of you come out to participate and enjoy the Parade!  The Elks always takes care of the kids, thirsty and hungry Parade Participants and those cheering immediately after the Parade.  Do not forget about the Fireworks proudly displayed at the American Legion in St James City starting at dusk!  The Legion will have music and food throughout the day, kids will be treated to ice cream before the Fireworks and both the Elks and Legion are open to the public on the 4th.

 

On Saturday, July 16th the Greater Pine Island Chamber of Commerce will host MangoMania at Our Lady of Miraculous Miracles Catholic Church (OLMCC) in Bokeelia.  We will be hosting a Blood Drive and our Merchandise Team will have a Booth where we will be introducing the Pine Island Elementary Fishing Tournament & Derby Shirts along with our fabulous merchandise.  The Hookers will be helping out with activities and games for kids of all ages which the Chamber has developed.  Your help is only needed for a few hours at a time.

 

BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE!!!!!!

 

Yucatan Waterside Restaurant in Matlacha will be celebrating their 5th Anniversary on Sunday, July 17th from 11:00am until 6:00pm with a Dock Party Fundraiser to include Raffles, Silent Auction, 50/50s and much more.  All to benefit the MATLACHA HOOKERS!!!!  We'll be providing a some of the Raffle Baskets and running the 50/50 throughout the day. 

 

Our School Supply Drive will be for the entire month of July with 'Stuff the Trailer' on Saturday, July 23rd!  

 

More details will follow in the July 10th Hooker Herald and at our July General Membership Meeting on Monday, July 11th at Bert's Bar. 

 

Whew; looking forward to a little summertime R&R... 

 

Hookers Rule!  Madam DJ

Blood Drive

Saturday, July 16th

Mango Mania 

OLMM Catholic Church

12175 Stringfellow Rd.

9 am - 2 pm 

 

Appointments are strongly encouraged; go to

 www.oneblood.org/donate-now and use sponsor code #10492

Adopt a Road

 

Thank You!

 

Mission Accomplished! 

Thanks to Penny Long, Gail Landis, Kimmy Rasmussen, Julia Gaylor, Heidi Lutz, Darcy Conner, Debra Syring, Joel Russo, Joyce Boyer, Shirley Noble and Lorie Tidwell.  

 

Ten trashy Hookers and a good sported significant other pitched in on Saturday morning on behalf of the Matlacha Hookers to clean up Pine Island Road from the Yucatan restaurant to Micelli's restaurant.  With 11 energetic volunteers we finished in about an hour and collected about 10 bags of trash.  

 

Thanks to all who took the time and energy to participate.  Everyone enjoys the trash free entrance and exit as you motor through Matlacha.  Please help us keep our little slice of paradise clean and looking good for all to enjoy.  Know your Hooker participation is valued and please continue making a positive difference in our community.

 

Lorie Tidwell and Shirley Noble, Adopt a Road Co Chairs

Lucinda Good

9:21 AM (4 minutes ago)

to me, DJ, Julia, Carolyn, deb, Anita, Monica, Joanne, Linda, mking511, Natalie

Wine Collection for the Island Luau Kicks Off

 

We are requesting all hookers to donate a bottle of wine, valued over $10 for the Island Luau.  Donations can be brought to the General Meetings, starting this month.

Our goal is to have 250 bottles by the event!  Thanks, Lucinda, Mystery Wine Chair

Merchandise Committee News

Matlacha Hookers Aluminum Cuff Bracelets

Now available to order


Handcrafted-Tarnish Free-Lightweight-Bands are easy to adjust fit.


Extra Small, Average and Large Sizes.    $30.00
Made by a Bokeelia designer.

 

Sample bracelets will be available to view at Merchandise Events and Meetings.

And Stay Tuned...a new men's dryfit long-sleeve t-shirt to debut at the Mini Mango Mania

Matlacha Hookers Merchandise Catalog

THE JULY GENERAL MEETING

Monday, July 11

Bert's Bar and Grill

4271 Pine Island Rd, Matlacha

 

Doors open at 5 pm. Food will be available to purchase.  The meeting starts at 6:30 pm.  Please bring Personal Care donations for the Food Pantry and School Supply donations.  

 

Go To Meeting Link for the July General Meeting 

Mon, Jul 11, 2022 6:30 PM - 8:30 PM (EDT)


Please join my meeting from your computer, tablet or smartphone.
https://meet.goto.com/476759781

You can also dial in using your phone.
United States: +1 (872) 240-3212

Access Code: 476-759-781

 

Get the app now and be ready when your first meeting starts: https://meet.goto.com/install

Program Continues

 

The Matlacha Hookers PIE Back to School Supply Drive runs through July 23rd, culminating with a Stuff the Trailer event on Saturday, July 23rd.  All the bins have been placed around the island.

 
School Supply List

You can bring school supplies to the July General Meeting or they may be dropped off at the following participating businesses through July 23rd: in Matlacha at the Post Office, The Perfect Cup, Blue Dog Restaurant, Trader's Hitching Post, Yucatan Bar and Grill, CW Fudge, the Old Fish House Marina Restaurant, Bert’s Bar and Grill and Miceli’s Restaurant.  At the Center, bring supplies to Pine Island Community Church, Nick B’s Artisan Food Market, Cutting Ties Salon, Pine Island First Baptist Church, Winn Dixie, First Horizon Bank, Island Grill, Centennial Bank, Pine Island United Methodist Church, the Pine Island Elks Lodge or the Fishers of Men Lutheran Church. In Bokeelia, you may donate your items at the Pine Island Library or Our Lady of the Miraculous Medal Catholic Church. In St. James City, donation bins can be found at the Pine Island Auto Care, the Moose Lodge, Ragged Ass Salon and Pine Island First Baptist Church.

 

For more information or questions, please text or call Karen at 513-265-7123.      Thank you!

Pine Island FISH Basket Brigade

Clothing for Kids Update

 

Registration continues, with over 200 children expected to participate.  Name assignments for Adoption have begun. If anyone would like to adopt an individual child contact Karen or make a donation online to FISH and designate 'Basket Brigade' in the drop down box.  

 

Distribution will be Saturday, July 30 from 10-12, followed by the Kiwanis Pool Party at Phillips Park from 12-2 pm.   If interested in helping or need more information please text Karen at 513-265-7123. Thank you!

Pine Island Food Pantry

Personal Care Drive Continues

 

The Food Pantry is requesting that we continue with collection of personal care products, such as feminine hygiene (tampons and pads), toothpaste and toothbrushes, deodorant, and razors for their clients.  Please bring donations to the next General Meeting or drop off at one of the following locations: Winn-Dixie, V.F.W., American Legion, Moose, Elks, Centennial Bank, the Matlacha Post Office or at the pantry when it is open on Monday and Thursdays, 8:30 am - 10:30 am. Visit pineislandfoodpantry.org to learn more. Thank you!

FREE Summer Food Programs Continue

Some islanders have not heard this news yet,

so please help spread the word!

 

Florida’s Summer BreakSpot FREE breakfast and lunch program continues. 

 

Breakfast at Matlacha Community Center, 4577 Pine Island Rd, NW, Matlacha.  now through July 29 – 9:30-10:00 am, each weekday, Monday through Friday, except for July 4th.

 

Lunch at Phillips Park Community Pool, 5675 Sesame Dr, Bokeelia.  

now through July 29 – 11:45 am -12:15 pm, each weekday, Monday through Friday, except for July 4th.

Harry Helping Boxes

 

Available at the Pine Island United Methodist Church, Pine Island Food Pantry, Pine Island Community Church Food Closet and Beacon of Hope during their normal hours. No income or registration requirements.

 

Contact Karen with any questions at 513-265-7123.

Calendar of Events
Membership Application

**IMPORTANT WEBSITE ACCESS INFORMATION**

 

The website Members ONLY pages have been updated and are accessible on the HOME page in two sections. The 2022 Password is 20HMP22 and only needs to be entered one time on the Members only page. Members need to email the Secretary at 

matlachahookers@matlachahookers.org to have their membership verified before receiving the new password.  Questions?  Contact Vice Madam Julia

Support Our Programs

Don’t forget that 0.5% of all of your purchases will be automatically donated to the Matlacha Hookers if  you,

  1. Select Matlacha Hookers as your charity and then,
  2. Enter Amazon through the Amazon Smile each time you shop.

Thank you for supporting us all year long!

Herald and website content submissions, along with questions or concerns should be sent to Karen Durand at MHwebmistress@gmail.com.  Please do not email to Karen by forwarding a Herald publication.  Since we use the free version of WIX for both our website and emails, the Herald emails actually go out under a different email address which she does not have access to. 

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