Hello Mistyc House Guests!

It is almost Aug. 1st, which is Lammas (Lughnasadh) and the official first day of Autumn (if you are in the northern Hemisphere,) and Imbolc the first day of spring in the southern Hemisphere.

~Happy Season Change to you!~

I know, I know... I can hear people say, "but the calendar says it is not till sept 21st -- and THAT is because our Calander (and those that designed it) were on drugs. It is lagging behind what has been in place to celebrate the seasons for centuries. They just like to make stuff up to mess with our heads. ;-)

Scary or Disturbing Dreams?

I have had several people write to me lately about some of their vivid and scary or disturbing dreams. This can be VERY challenging, especially if you are having a hard time sleeping. Some of these dreams can linger on for days with the same creepy emotions you had from the dream and be very distracting and literally “nerve wracking.” Many "Highly Targeted Individuals” get messed with day and night, but at night when they need to be sleeping and regenerating, they keep getting disturbed in their dream state and would rather be awake even though they are exhausted, than go back to those creepy dreams!  

My advice to these people is to take back their power and say S.Y.L. *Screw You Losers* which sends Kryahgenetics Eggs with the spinning start at the top after them.  Then it drills or “screws” into them and injects them with Truth & Justice Juice!” Then say, *U.Y.L. “Up Yours Losers* which goes up the food chain to the bosses that ordered the assault and drills into them too, filling them with Truth & Justice Juice! NOTE: NEVER EVER say “F-you” because that sends you straight to the porn vibration and will NOT have a good outcome.   ;o)

Another one of my “Tools” I give them is my “Dream Interpretation / Reinterpretation” method that will help you take back your power from the dream or who/wherever is imposing it on you.  Keep this handy, so if you or someone in your family, especially children have a scary dream, they can do this and feel empowered instead of victimized.

Here is the link to a PDF of this doc:

Another fun & funny “Really Weird Sh*t On Steroids

#20 video was posted!

Topics: Creepy Terms of Endearment - W.S. on my Farm - Underground Base

 NOTE: Something funky happened to make the voice and video out of sync. It happened shortly after Daniel said he got really tired all of a sudden. Interesting thing here, if you speed up the playback speed as we recommended to make it Fun & Funnier, it is not that noticeable. ;o)

*Terms of endearment have a dark agenda.

*Really Weird Sh*t on my farm: ~Electronics whacking out, clocks not working and even going backwards, gate zip ties getting clipped, weirdness with my plants ....and the list goes on and on.

~The death of my Noble Rooster that got involved in the extermination of a High-Level Ass Soul "Set" which freaked all the rest of our chickens out for 2 days!

~Evil Underground Base back door entrance in my back yard that I referred to as "The Doughnut."

~Another R.W.S. Strangeness~ 

This video still has way less views than all the rest, and with the topic of ghosts, it should have doubled the views!

If you have not seen it, here is the link from our last newsletter.

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It was show #16 - The Ghost Gangstas - and they are exactly what you might envision! Get the inside scoop on the who they are, what they do, and how they got the surprise of their life...or rather "after life" ...and when you watch this one be SURE to have your head phones on and turn up the speed! ;- )

For more information on Daniel, visit his website at:

www.flowerpowermassage.com 

For those of you who align with the idea and aspiration of being a “Modern Day Knight,” we just finished posting the updated version of “The Knight's Training Course”  on our site!

The prices will remain the same at $25.00 per class or at a package discount rate of $125.00 for all 6 classes.

https://www.firstwaveindigos.com/classes

These updated versions include a handout with my notes/synopses of each class for quick reference. There is also a "Certificate Of Completion" you can apply for once you have met all of the course requirements.

If you would like a Certificate Of Completion, here are the requirements:

* Grid with Aulmauracite, some place in your or someone else's town that you feel needs a good dose of Truth & Justice. Get a map and mark the places where you set the grid stones, the date they were placed, and why you chose that place.

*Read both Kryahgenetics I & II books.

*Attend the Intro Class + all 5 Classes.

*After attending each class, write a short (or long) essay telling what you learned in the class and how it will help you in your Earth Mission.

*When you have your essay written and your grid map completed, send those to me either by: E-Mail at: Knights@mistychouse.com

OR Snail Mail to:

             Mistyc House

             816 West Francis, #244

             Spokane, WA. 99205

Send me your mailing address and how you want your name to read on the certificate. Once I have received and reviewed your information, I will send your certificate via snail mail along with a complimentary signed copy of The Knight's Code.   

~Lady Mistycah~

Do something different. Have a one-of-a-kind, unforgettable

Humor Party!

“The Sacred Humor Ceremony” Party Package

Mistyc House created physical Humor Party Packages right before the turn of the century.  For some “bizarre reason” only 2 were sold, so they were taken off the website.  (Authentic Humor, Aulmauracite and the Kryahgenetics Eggs are VERY Scary to the Dark Lords.) 

It is now time to revive the Humor Parties.

(Click on the book or Hal picture for more info.)

Here is a sneak peek into the names of games:

GAME # 1: "FROLIC AND FINE FEASTING"

OR “The Art of Divine Gluttony”

GAME # 2: "CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD"

(i.e.,  Plants, Animals, Elementals, and Inanimate Objects)

GAME # 3: "SACRED BELLY-LAUGH CIRCLE"

GAME # 4: "CAN YOU WALK THE SACRED PATH,

WITHOUT STEPPING ON SOMEONE ELSE’S TOES?"

GAME # 5:   "THE SACRED ART OF: The Silent Blindfolded Messengers"   

 We are also still running the special on the print book of “Living in an Indigo House,” and if you purchase $100.00 or more in Aulmauracite Rocks and/or Aurauralite pendants, you'll receive a complimentary copy of this high-quality print, timeless, and unique book!

(NOTE: This does not apply to other print books, because I can’t get 2 books in one envelope, so you would have to order those separately.)

If you have not read Kryahgenetics I & II,  or if would like to give them as a "gift" to someone who is weird like us, and would appreciate understanding that "weirdness" is a "good thing." 

~ Here is the link to purchase them from our Treasure Chest ~

Ok, it's Humor Time.

Get ready to have your funny bone tickled with new Humor Memes in every newsletter!

Have a Hal of a fun week, and remember your sense of humor. Don't leave home without it!   ;o)

~Laura Lee Mistycah - Mistyc House & Hal~

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Here is a link to the Archives.